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‘Smarter’, but still in a ditch

29/07/2017

Sunraysia Daily

A MAN told police he was “smarter than the average bear” after he crashed his car drunk, a court has heard. Anthony Humphrey, 44, faced Mildura Magistrates Court yesterday, when he pleaded guilty to the offences.The court heard despite not having a licence and being drunk, Humphrey got in his sister’s car and tried to drive […]

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